Excerpt – The Pastor’s Admin

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Tomorrow … touch your neighbor and say tomorrow. Tomorrow, beloveds, is release day for my twin sister, LaQuisha Dionne’s and my book “The Pastor’s Admin.”

I will be posting a giveaway, later today, as soon as I figure out what it will be. However, in the meantime, you can still pre-order your copy BUT let me tell y’all sumin.

Yes, this book is Christian based but it has sex scenes AND language. So govern thyself accordingly.

Get your copy HERE



Walking into the church, I am met by Dee.

“Where’s Torre?”

“She’s not feeling well.”

She looks at me.

“What? She has a stomach bug or something.”

“I bet she does.”

“Dee, I am not in the mood for your shit this morning. I need to get ready for Sunday school.”

“No, you need to get ready to repent. Damn spawn of Satan.” She says before walking off.

I go into my office and close the door. When I see the Sunday school book on the corner of my desk, I pick it up and throw it across the room.

I press the intercom button. “Dee, have one of the deacons teach my class this morning.”

She doesn’t respond but I know she heard me. I take a seat at my desk and put my head in my hands before beginning to pray.

I am interrupted by a knock on the door.

“Not now Dee.”

“Pastor Thornton?”

“Oh Raven, what can I do for you?”

She smiles before coming in and closing the door.

“I was coming to see if you needed anything this morning.”

“No, I think I am good.”

“You sure there isn’t something I can do for you?” She walks around to the back of my chair, placing her hands on my shoulders. “You look a little stressed.”

“I am. Do you have something that can help with that?”

“I might.”

I take her hand from my shoulder and pull her around in from of me. “What did you have in mind?” I ask sliding back to let her sit on the end of my desk.

“Whatever you need.”

Her eyes travel down to the bulge in my pants.

I rub myself through my pants. “He could use some attention this morning.”

She moves from the desk to the couch. I stand and walk over, stopping in front of her. She unzips my pants and takes my penis into her hands before sliding it into her mouth.

“Ah,” I moan.

Sound of tapping on the door.

“One second.”

“Pastor, I need these–”

I look into Dee’s face as she stops at the door.

— The Pastor’s Admin

Releasing, March 20, 2018.

Get your copy HERE

The Pastor's Admin

Published by Pastor LaKisha

LaKisha Johnson is an author of thirty Christian Fiction novels, devotionals and journals. She writes from her heart, as she hopes the messages, on the pages, will relate to every reader.  Ask her and she’ll tell you, ”It’s not just writing, its ministry.” Over the course of her career, she’s won the 2018 Drunken Druid Book of the Year Award for her book, The Forgotten Wife, 2019 Top Shelf Christian Fiction Book of the Year for Dear God: Hear my Prayer, 2020 Distinguished Authors Guild Award for her book, I’m Not Crazy and was a 2020 TopShelf Women’s Fiction Finalist for her book, When the Vows Break. In addition to being a self-published author, she’s also a wife of 22 years, mother of 2, Asst. Pastor of Macedonia MB Church in Hollywood, MS; Sr. Business Analyst with FedEx, Devotional Blogger and more. She’s a college graduate with 2 Associate Degrees in IT and a Bachelor of Science in Bible.   LaKisha writes from the heart, and this is why she doesn’t take the credit for what God does. If you were to strip away everything, you’d see that Lakisha is simply a woman who boldly, unapologetically and gladly loves and works for God.

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